An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
„ Name?” „Ahmed al-Rhazib”.
„Sex?”
„Three to five times a week.”
„No, no… I mean male or female?”
„Male, female, sometimes camel.”
„Holy cow!”
„Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.”
„But isn’t that hostile?”
„… Horse style, …doggy style, any style!”
„Oh dear!”
„No, no! Deer run too fast.”